I have always prided myself on being fair (yeah right !!). So yesterday I am sitting with the wife and asked her to tell me her top peeves so I can blog it (BIG mistake). Here are the top 10. Yes there were more.
1. Delay when its her work.. but ontime for mine (its a matter of priority. Somehow my work always seems to have higher priority)
2. Single digit movies after 15 yrs of wedded bliss (I hate going to movies. But it does not take into account movies watched on TV and on DVD)
3. Cleverly avoid taking her on my business trips (its a lie. She refuses to come. I am a bad traveller )
4. TV.. when I watch its ok.. when she watches i complain about volume and how its disturbing my sleep (Well… I am easily disturbed)
5. Avoid listening to her by watching TV or completely spacing out (in one ear and out the other)
6. Not telling her all the information she needs to know (I am economical with info)
7. My policy of “Beeso donne thappidare nooru varsha ayassu” (English translation? I have no idea) (You need that attitude to survive)
8. I am a shopper’s worst nightmage. Here shopper = wife (I hate shopping)
9. I rather spend the weekends playing Golf (I can’t deny that)
10. Reply to a question with a totally irellavent answer – For example Question: “Did you guys sign the new contract?”. Answer: “Yes.Your father’s pink shirt looked great” OR “No..no, you need to take a left at the junction to go to the market” (Try giving totally irrelavent answers sometimes.. its a lot of fun)