Scratching or Crotching?

16 Jul

Terris recent post begs a question…”Do Indian men scratch their crotch?”..

It also begs another question.. “Do I have nothing better to do in terms of topics?”

..the answer to both questions is “Well..maybe..okay no”

..on further observation, the answer is a resounding Yessss !!! we do..some foreign peepalz also saying their countrymen doing scratches…even Homer Simpson..

I asked several of my demented pals the question.. why???

All of them freed up their hands and and sent in the answers…

Some answers (lot of editing has happened)…

1. Because its there

2. Just to make sure.. its there

3. What else to do?

4. It was outsourced to us…

5. We are between jobs

6. Underwear too tight

7. Waiting for accident to happen…see Terris post (link above)…

8. Give us something else to scratch

9. We are practicing shining the new ball..never know when we will get called up to the cricket team

10. You mean we can use our left hand for something else??…


12 Responses to “Scratching or Crotching?”

  1. praneshachark July 16, 2009 at 10:06 am #

    gr8 thought great ideas and super replies compiled !!!!!

  2. Jyotsna July 16, 2009 at 4:06 pm #

    you have me in splits!!! awesome!

  3. terri July 16, 2009 at 4:33 pm #

    Vijay, waaaaaay too funny, but I’m still not buying.
    Er … if we ever meet, I hope you will not be offended if I fold my hands and do a polite namaste instead of shaking hands.

  4. Madhu Rao July 16, 2009 at 8:16 pm #


    We are practicing shining the new ball..never know when we will get called up to the cricket team..

    For any person not familar with cricket’s innate spit-shine technique, and given the very nature of your post, they may end up picturizing something else !

  5. rads July 17, 2009 at 1:40 am #

    *Trying very hard to remember if she shook hands with Vijay when she met him and hoping she wouldn’t remember that she did*


  6. some body July 17, 2009 at 2:56 am #



    re: #6, i refer readers to this piece.

    – s.b.

  7. bhel July 17, 2009 at 4:03 am #

    Q: why do women rub their eyes after getting up?
    A: because they can’t scratch their balls

  8. vijay July 17, 2009 at 4:50 am #

    hey.. where did I say I did??? 🙂

  9. | Balu | July 17, 2009 at 5:47 am #

    11. Thought there was a scratch and win offer

  10. xylene July 22, 2009 at 3:57 am #

    !!!! lol

  11. Ray Dixon July 27, 2009 at 2:53 pm #

    I think the habit was started by the English, who believed that if they played with it often enough it would grow.

  12. 25BAR August 14, 2009 at 4:05 pm #


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