Weekly Top 10 – Why Ford refused the Indian Coaching Job

15 Jun

Top 10 reasons why Ford didnt take the Indian Coaching job

10. BCCI refused to give him PF and ESI

9. Pay was in Pakistani Rupees (I know.. I know but apparently BCCI has lot of “foreign” cash).

8. They selected him only because he could fit into Greg Chappell’s old clothes

7. He was intimidated by Sunny Gavaskar’s height

6. BCCI wanted a royalty on the book he would write post his coaching tenure

5. He wanted to be based in England

4. BCCI insisted that he fly Indian Airlines… yekanamy class

3. BCCI insisted that he share his “match fixing” knowledge

2. Gavaskar insisted that he learn Marathi

1. BCCI insisted that his bowling coach was Maninder Singh

Any  more? Please Add…

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9 Responses to “Weekly Top 10 – Why Ford refused the Indian Coaching Job”

  1. gmohanprakash June 15, 2007 at 4:23 am #

    And also, he refused to listen to Dravid, Ganguly!!!

  2. MP June 15, 2007 at 5:25 am #

    Nice to see the Weekly Top 10! Hope it becomes a regular.

    Here are some..
    * Ford was worried that Chandu Borde or one of old fellas would call him as Graham Honda or Graham Bell.
    * Ford could not bear the thought of listening to any more of Ravi’s clichés.
    * The bookies fearing that India would become consistent under Ford, made him a counter-offer he could not resist.

  3. vinay June 15, 2007 at 6:53 am #

    1. Someone of Asian origin offered him a drink when BCCI announced he was selected
    2. They made him meet Mr Pawar after he was selected

  4. decemberstud June 15, 2007 at 8:46 am #

    # 7 and 2 😀

    So, you have taken up the suggestion seriously….good……When I meant job change, I meant that you quit your current job and take up the second one. So, when is the resignation 😉

  5. Vijay June 15, 2007 at 9:54 am #

    DS: Hotte paadu saar… plus how does one resign from his own company? 😉

  6. bachodi June 15, 2007 at 4:43 pm #

    You dint mention the major reason saar,
    How can anyone accept if they call him to Chennai in mid june ? 😉

  7. neel3 June 16, 2007 at 1:38 pm #

    ‘some’ kar insisted that Ajit the duck kar be a member of the support staff.

  8. Chitra June 18, 2007 at 11:17 am #

    Funny! 😀

  9. Suresh March 17, 2010 at 12:18 am #

    kickass

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