The Drugs are not mine saaar – God Promise

7 Jun

First it was Vijay Raaz, next Prasad Bidappa, now DJ Aqueel, all  have been caught with drugs on them.. all of them in Dubai.

How come? Are they carrying it for someone? OR as their near and dear ones claim someone “planted” it on them. The latest apparently is the managing director of Percept Holdings…

With this in mind, I decided to come up with a cheat sheet for our “up-market” executives.

Here are the Top Ten Excuses to be given when caught with drugs in Dubai (other than the “Planted” excuse):

1. I thought it was headache medicine

2. I thought it was “Gopal Pallu Pudi”

3. It was there when I purchased the suitcase/trouser/shirt/underwear

4. I carry it around to remind people about the evil of drugs

5. Isn’t it legal here?

6. Its a US/Cong/BJP/BSP/SP plot to defame me

7. I thought it was “Vibhoothi”

8. I was told to hand over this stuff to you

9. I dont have money for a hotel room and a return ticket (I was hoping you would deport me… and provide free lodging)

10. These are for D-Bhai. Is he here?

Please feel free to add.

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12 Responses to “The Drugs are not mine saaar – God Promise”

  1. decemberstud June 7, 2007 at 6:55 pm #

    LOL Vijay…you should change your profession 😉

    Very hilarious…….

  2. MP June 8, 2007 at 4:51 am #

    Hilarious stuff. Agree with DS – change of profession recommended! Specially loved the “Gopal Pallu Podi”
    You should start listing these in reverse order – a la Letterman and his Top Ten lists.

  3. Vijay June 8, 2007 at 6:04 am #

    DS,MP: Thanks.. maybe a weekly Top 10 list… contributions welcome..

  4. gmohanprakash June 8, 2007 at 6:38 am #

    Vijay,
    Be carefull when you hit abroad next time, somebody may slip some white powder and fix you up properly for exposing the giants..

    The line toed by prasad was – somebody packed my suitecase,not me.. its a mistake. Just reuse, repent and relax.

  5. vinay June 8, 2007 at 6:42 am #

    1. oh shit , i forgot to take it
    2. its my medicine for flying sickness
    3. i could have sworn i had finished it all
    4. it was duty free

  6. Vani June 8, 2007 at 7:14 am #

    ok…My excuses….

    1. Is it not my face powder? Those cheats!

    2. I thought it is that Chinese Uppu MSG used to flavor Chinese dishes

  7. kalyan June 9, 2007 at 5:37 am #

    Interesting ones…well thought!

  8. Veena June 9, 2007 at 6:20 am #

    Bangalore Mirror antha aagle news paper bere shuru aagide.. neevu heege variety post gaLu bareetha idre, adu Bangalore blues aago chances iratte..!
    There was a front page write up in VT couple of months back about these drugs and the youngsters getting towards it.. aa peTTige angaDi ella tumba danger anthe nodi… 🙂

    So to the list you can add, Hey I just got a beeda/beedi from that peTTige angaDi, where did this powder come in…?

  9. neel3 June 9, 2007 at 9:34 am #

    adu ‘ bhajane’ admele gudili kotta ‘prasaada’ ri

  10. Priya June 9, 2007 at 11:10 am #

    Top 10 will now be mandatory Vijay .
    You’ve started it ( maybe i will plagiarise some of it ) , but quite definitely required on a regular basis. Maybe you can start it with Gentle Reader, ….
    Terrific !

  11. greatunknown June 17, 2007 at 7:16 am #

    Awesome! Your ‘cheat sheet’ rules!

  12. adarsh July 20, 2007 at 10:57 am #

    “Gopal Pallu Pudi” and viboothi… too much 😛

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