Hidden Meanings

8 Dec

Our politicians are experts at “thippe saaarsing” especially when it comes to explaining away defeats and corrupt practices. Of course the actual meaning lies hidden behind these comments.

Now that our “beloved” CM has and the JD(S) have lost in the bye-election and our not so beloved Siddu has won by a margin as slender as the Indian Cricket team’s victory(?), here are some comments (courtesy various newspapers):

    Kumaraswamy

Actual Statement: “In Dharma Yuddha, Dharma will have an initial setback. However it will emerge victorious in the end”

Hidden Meaning: “Shit man. We didn’t have enough booze to distribute. We’ll get it right next time”

Actual Statement: “First I congratulate the Election Commission. Next I congratulate the Congress party for their victory”.

Hidden Meaning: “I wish my dad had still stuck with the congress party and made me the CM”.

Actual Statement: “Its a moral victory for us”

Hidden Meaning: “Really need to get the booze distribution spruced up”

    JDS Spokesman

Actual Statement: “The result is morale boosting for the JD(S)” (did someone tell the guy they lost?)

Hidden Meaning: “The drunken slobs pressed the wrong button (hic)”

    Deve Gowda

Actual Statement: “The EC worked as part of the Congress Machinery”

Hidden Meaning: “I wish I was in power at the center. I would have the EC working for me”

    Siddu

Actual Statement: “People Power ensured my win”

Hidden Meaning: “Thanks suckers. See you in 5 years”

Actual Statement: “Its a mandate against Dynastic politics”

Hidden Meaning 1: “Oh man, I wish I hadn’t said that. Now Soniaji will be mad”

Hidden Meaning 2: “I wish the CM’s son breaks up more hotel lobbies”

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15 Responses to “Hidden Meanings”

  1. prashanth December 8, 2006 at 8:40 am #

    lol @ the word – thippe saaarsing 😛

  2. Veena Shivanna December 8, 2006 at 8:45 am #

    Ayyo Devare.. you better suit as a media person I mean the journalist rather than what you are today.. Let RB spot you there.

  3. Vijay December 8, 2006 at 8:46 am #

    Veena: As a journo one needs to be politically correct… but you and I can voice our opinions as-is… alwaa?

  4. Diya December 8, 2006 at 9:16 am #

    Thippe saarsing?????? 🙂 Too good 🙂

  5. M O H A N December 8, 2006 at 9:24 am #

    Tippegowda (ex JD president long before) will get angry at you for misusing his name!

  6. Vijay December 8, 2006 at 9:34 am #

    Diya: I tried to look for an English equivalent with the same effect…. closest that comes to mind is “Sweeping under the carpet”.. doesn’t have the same ooomph 🙂

    Mohan: Lol… my apologies to Mr. Thipps…

  7. Veena Shivanna December 8, 2006 at 1:16 pm #

    Vijay.. If you are a manager.. then the same quality is needed. I ‘played’ that role & was almost tired..! Then disowned it easily.. That was all I could do.. Now I am happily architecting & Blogging.. I wish.. I would school around also..

    Tippeshi will get angry.. he is our hero for any hasya kathana in Sudha magazine.. Its a nice magazine which I generally hang on every week! Happy Weekending guys!

  8. Veena Shivanna December 8, 2006 at 1:18 pm #

    Sweeping under the carpet alli ಮಜಾ ಇಲ್ಲ ಸಾರ್!!

  9. decemberstud December 8, 2006 at 7:02 pm #

    Dude,

    This is AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Waaay too hilarious and very very very true……….You have hit the bull’s eye man and ‘tippe sArsing’ is out fo this world !!!

    Verrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy nice post !!!!!!!!!

    P.S : Note the change from Saaaar to Dude in this comment 😉

  10. Vani December 9, 2006 at 5:48 am #

    Awesome, Vijay. Too good. Sakkath Analysis maadiddeera. JDS avru nodidre, arre! This person knows mind reading andkothaareno!

  11. praneshachar December 9, 2006 at 8:25 am #

    kalisiappa kumarannage ondu ex pm doddagowdarige ondu
    siddu so called great guy need not be very happy if he looks at the votes polled by others he should get jittery just he scraped through. No doubt if some jds followers in drunken state have wrongly cast
    very good hilarious anayysis hardika shubhashyagalu

  12. Vijay December 11, 2006 at 5:16 am #

    Vani: Sadhya… avara “mind” read madidre naanu full time therapy thogo beku

    Praneshachar: Siddu next elections thanka safe…

  13. Veena Shivanna December 11, 2006 at 8:27 am #

    ivattu kannada karaaLa dina .. nimma ee post kooDa kaaraNa irbahudu..

    Siddu anthu full time enjoying now.. I LOL’ed on all the recent updates which had lot of such hiddne statements.
    paapa PGRS!! Congress kai beesutte nodi innomme.. Congress Roars tara Congress swings.. henge 🙂 ??

  14. Vijay December 11, 2006 at 8:38 am #

    Veena: Very apt…. PGRS is under suspended animation 🙂

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