Everytime someone talks about Indian cricket they refer to the Golden Goose and whether the Indian Cricket board is killing it. So without further ado heres goes…
Disclaimer: All these opinions are my own and some of my friends who shall only be named in the court of law…
Indian Goose … World Famous in India. The board will work the goose overtime till it starts laying normal eggs instead of golden eggs..then start looking for another goose. Some geese are even called God and refuse to retire..other geese prefer to play in the IPL but will suddenly be afflicted by injuries when it comes to playing for India…
Pakistani Goose … No info on it..its being held for match fixing. These days it only lays eggs outside the country as other geese won’t visit it…The Pakistani Goose is adept at many tricks especially ball tampering…
Australian Goose … Will make debut late it its life…will later milk the Indian goose by either playing in the IPL or becoming a coach… very agressive but will start whining if the opposing goose retaliates…
English Goose .. Only plays test cricket. Still feels its the main Goose and pines for the time when England ruled the seas..or something like that
Zimbabwean Goose…has been banned from laying eggs because all the White Geese were replaced by colored ones
South African Goose … Doesnt lay eggs when it needs to…especially when there is a prize involved
New Zealand Goose … All the good geese play rugby…
West Indian Geese … Used to be a “stud” now most of those geese play basketball or baseball…the remaining geese keep fighting
Sri Lankan Geese … Known for bowling with a strange action similar to throwing..
Bangladeshi Goose … Never Mind…
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But one common trait among all these different traits – They hum to kingfisher music and drink lots of kingfisher water!!!
Brilliant!
Don’t forget that the English Goose keeps stealing chicks from the nests of other Geese and then claims to be the Master Goose for having the best geese around. Of course it whines a lot and cannot perform outside the cold-comfort of home.
Awesome!! You haven’t talked about the Minnow Goose, who are permitted only to lay tiny eggs, once in four years
Hi Vijay, new look and new posts! Great, welcome back.
Hi Vijay,
I stumbled across your blog maybe 2 years back and I’ve been following it since then.
It’s been a while since your last post. I sincerely hope that you don’t plan to make this blog ‘A thing of the past’ (on the lines of your blog heading that says – Living in the Past).
lol Shwetha..thanks for your comment. Will definitely keep posting. Its just that work keeps me busy and most stuff gets done on Facebook these days
Will start posting again.. Thanks !!!
LOL Vijay sir… brilliant as usual… especially NZ geese – they play rugby…was awesome.. Keep it going
Regards
Suresh
Thanks Suresh…