The Health Minister from Hell and other What the ****

He wants Shah Rukh and Amitabh to stop smoking. He wants them to stop drinking.

No. Not in real life… in reel life.

Right from the day he stepped into office, Anbumani “Gasbag” Ramadoss has done everything except the work that needs to be done by a health minister. He seems to be hell bent on SRK and the Big B. Maybe there is some childhood fetish that hes trying to fulfill.

If he made a movie, there would be the intro titles that would immediately be followed by the ending titles.

The election frenzy has now reached fever pitch…One of the things thats been revealing is how the candidates have shamelessly declared their assests… amazing how easily they flaunt their new found wealth and are asking for another chance to loot the public.

The Royal Challengers (or should we call them Royally Challenged) cannot seem to buy a victory. The story is they cannot win a game if it was fixed. As Nikhil said during a game.. .”Look dad ‘The Wall’ (Dravid) and ‘The Compound’ (Jaffer) are opening the innings”. Meantime Charu Sharma has been made the scapegoat. More scapegoats will follow.